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ha (11 Points) (+14, -3) 3 years ago

some one should teach the poster of this fake story how to spell touché




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Douché




baba (1 Points) (+2, -1) 3 years ago

I am French and I have never seen a c with an accent other than ç in my entire life. What language is this even from? How the hell do you even find that on a cellphone? By the way, touché.




Moi (1 Points) (+2, -1) 3 years ago

Touché indeed, good response...though feeling a little jilted for not having had, for what I thought was a witty response, any recognition.




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It's okay, Moi, I liked your comment 156 times :_). ...like a creeper... but it was funny! Plus, I got excited that I could "like" something more than once !




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Ahh...but it didn't stay...bummer.




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Knocked that one outta the ball park !




Moi (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

lol :0( persistent posting on here really is telling of where my life's going...pass me the pills




HouseKitty (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Are you French, Moi? If I am not mistaken, "moi" means "mine" in french. My parents address letters to each other with this nickname. <3




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T (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

ć comes from Polish :)




PileOf (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

Are you a bit mental? there's clearly no 'ć' in 'Polish' that is unless you are talking about Polish spelled - ćunt? then definitely, my bad




Marija (-1 Points) (+0, -1) 3 years ago

what's touché???




knowitall (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

Hi Marija It's a French term from the sport - fencing. It means 'Touched' in English - when one opponent touches the other on a scoring part of the body with the tip of the sword. It's used in conversation to represent when someone 'gets their own back' during the discourse, ie 'scores'. SO in this example the dad put the son down in his text and tried to make him feel inferior, the son used the same context (a lack of sex) and turned it back on the dad (you're married...etc) hence 'touché'. The fact that the dad used entirely the wrong grammar is something else being debated. A good popular reference would be the old cartoon 'touché turtle' (which here in the UK had another comedy double meaning: when you're desperate for a poo and it starts to poke out that's called a 'Turtle's head' (it pokes out and can be sucked back in again) in this instance we also say 'I'm touching cloth' (I think you have that in the US too)....so 'touché turtle' really is just poo waiting to happen :0) enjoy




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You nickname definitely rings true.




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:0)




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i luv this 1 its so fucking hilarious, i think am gonna hav 2 save it




zboy (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

I feel like that this conversation might be one I might have with my father, lol, god damn it is so funny


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