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hah, because she's a witch. clever clever!

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hah, because it was too cryptic for us to undertand. Clever clever!

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hah, because we can't spell 'understand'

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583 (5 Points) (+5, -0) 3 years ago

i wanted to like this but it had 420 likes and i couldnt ruin that

584 (0 Points) (+3, -3) 3 years ago

I wanted to like this but it was an utter pile of sh1t just like the rest of this site and all the comments on it...this one included...and I couldn't not affect that by clicking some innocuous button with no real consequence.

585 (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

I'm number 585, I'm better than both of you.

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fuck sake ur a moaning bastard jst cause ur life sucks ass doesnt mean u hav 2 try and take it out on every1 else

586 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 years ago

Firstly, that was in no way a moan, merely a touch of realism - you reacted negatively because I tugged at your secure little bubble and threatened to burst it...oooo poor you with your 'we should all be allowed to live how we can't say these things to me...who are you to call reality...blah blah blah' get over it... and now to address the more important point which has clearly escalated this debate... I AM 586..585 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE!!! LEAVE THIS PLACE!!!

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haha, that was funny.

Warty (4 Points) (+5, -1) 3 years ago

Thnks stephxbee. That's a strange name btw - I've heard of Stephanie but never Stephxbee - where's it from? Did your mum just get bored while writing it on the birth certificate? Were you talking to her at the time? She must've half nodded off and like scrawled across the page so like when they typed it up they just put an 'x' in the middle an stuff. Or is toue middle name Xavier? LIke in X-men? Cool, you could start your own superhero gang just like in the film - get yourself an arch enemy if I were you, the only way to really get into the big time (you know, like get your story on at the cinemaflickspictures like Charles Xavier did, his is a sad story, what a caring man, did so much for humanity yet I never saw him on the news, strange. You would've though that with all that stuff with the magnetic machine and that hot kiwi chick with the bad southern accent, we'd have seen something on CNN, but no, just war and economics all the time, I guess that stuff's just more important). Soooo...are you related to any superheroes? I like lycra.

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Kicki (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I said that to my mom once =p Got a good old smack in the head haha

Kinki (2 Points) (+2, -0) 3 years ago

I said twat to my mum once and got a good old shot of smack in the head. haha.

Skanky (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

I said Mom to my twat once and got taken to hospital after the kids in my class reported me to the principle for getting it out in front of them (apparently teachers shouldn't do that)

1919 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

Your mum gave you a shot of smack? he should be reported. that's dark dude. sorry to hear it.

wutwut (1 Points) (+1, -0) 2 years ago

wut? your mom's a 'he'? that's dark dude. Sorry to hear it.

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Crying Game film or song reference? plus who you replyin to?

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