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Indeed, mine too. Now if only i could contact this daughter...




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650 (2 Points) (+2, -0) 3 years ago

lmao


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654 (15 Points) (+20, -5) 3 years ago

*WOOOOSH* That's the sound of the joke going over your head.




653 (-1 Points) (+7, -8) 3 years ago

Hahaha, ha, ignorance. Funny stuff.


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chonnes (19 Points) (+20, -1) 3 years ago

Are you a court reporter or do you just lack any originality?




Kells (15 Points) (+15, -0) 3 years ago

My mum calls being bi-sexual 'greedy'. :)




R Truth (23 Points) (+24, -1) 3 years ago

When I moved into an apartment downtown, between the gay area and the prostitute's area, my Mom said, "When you go out at night, you won't know if they'll get you from in front or behind!"




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Everett (10 Points) (+10, -0) 3 years ago

My Mom says being bi just doubles your chances of finding a date on Friday night ;)




Rasip (1 Points) (+1, -0) 3 years ago

Mine too.


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lulwut (0 Points) (+0, -0) 3 years ago

:'( where's a violin at when you need it.




Harishe (-4 Points) (+5, -9) 3 years ago

Bisexuality doesn't exist. You're one or the other and are just relatively comfortable with doing stuff with one of the genders. Every single "bisexual" I've ever known has turned out to be one or the other. This accounts for at least 11 people I have known. I swear, saying that you were bisexual was a fad in my high school. A majority were straight kids who called persecution whenever someone would say "are you really bisexual?" Nonetheless, I wouldn't have a problem if my kid was any sexuality, including "bisexual". As long as they're being safe and are being a good person I'm happy for them and support them entirely.




yadda (0 Points) (+3, -3) 3 years ago

I'm sorry, but that's not true. I'm bisexual, do I "not exist"? I have been for my entire life! I like girls, and I like boys. Both. So stop




shniggs (1 Points) (+3, -2) 3 years ago

You don't even know what you're talking about. You're implying you been sexually active your "entire life." Sexuality goes three ways generally, Heterosexuality, the most common, homosexuality, less common. Your bisexuality is nothing but a willingness to play with friends, You're either gay or not.




shniggs (0 Points) (+1, -1) 3 years ago

two ways*




Kaydee (-3 Points) (+1, -4) 3 years ago

You're completely ignorant. I'm bisexual and I am happy in relationships with boys AND with girls. And when yadda says they've been bisexual their entire life, they're right. If a straight person isn't sexually active they're still heterosexual, right? When I was a little kid and first started noticing cute boys, I was noticing cute girls at the same time. People like you seriously suck.




Kelso (-1 Points) (+1, -2) 3 years ago

Sexuality isn't a definite or clearly defined series of attractions, it's all over the place. Its generally seen as a spectrum, you're gay at one and straight at the other. But 90% of people are bi, just in differing amounts.




MK (-3 Points) (+0, -3) 3 years ago

I'm bi and I get so fucking sick of hearing this kind of shit. that mum's a cunt who never taught her daughter how to use the words 'was' and 'were' properly.




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J25 (0 Points) (+0, -0) 1 year ago

This sort of thing is what makes me LIVID. I'm bi and cannot stand it when people say that sort of thing. When people say, "Oh they always turn out one way or the other when they start dating or get married". NOPE. That's called bisexual erasure. It doesn't change the fact that they ARE bisexual, it only means that the person they fell in love with happens to be that gender. I would slap that mother so hard it's not even funny.




Festa (0 Points) (+0, -0) 2 months ago

Great ! Thanks


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