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ibby (9 Points) (+10, -1) 4 years ago

cuz he presumably didn't change ALL his contacts' names to "asshole"




1171 (3 Points) (+5, -2) 4 years ago

cause it comes up as asshole, like the rest of his children, fuck eyes




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Clarify (0 Points) (+3, -3) 4 years ago

He said that he has all his children's names changed, not all his contacts just clarifying




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My father would totally do that =p




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best dad ever




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see "Who is this".




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Daddy FTW! :))




Sam (0 Points) (+1, -1) 4 years ago

If the Dad was REALLY smart, he would have had his kids listed as Asshole #1, Asshole #2, etc....




James (1 Points) (+1, -0) 4 years ago

i bet that's what he did, just that he can't remember the names. Or that he's just playing a joke.




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OMG TOO FUNNY


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